Advert Soundtracks

They always need the music by the day after tomorrow…

If you suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder, these are for you:

Music to make you want to buy car insurance…?
Words and vocal by Noel Ohagei

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For a ‘healthy’ chocolate-based snack

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For a purveyor of chicken-based fast food

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For a cartoon video game – can you guess which cartoons?

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For chewing gum

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World Cup 2010 – written by Chris Read and Silas Wood

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Most of these tracks were submitted to ad agencies; a couple were used.

So is she watching TV or listening to records? Clearly ahead of her time, she needs sensory overload to keep her ADHD under control.